E-Mailbag for August 25, 2002

Email Bad Reader wrote:

In the Email Bag greatest hits artical, it has some of the dates wrong I think. Like it says July 29, 2001 on some of the things in it andthere isn't an Email bag on July 29, 2001. Just thought you would like to know.(SOLARGAMER'S INSULT HERE PLEASE.)

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: Yeah yeah yeah... things happen for a reason. Do they?
Namek: We did not get any dates wrong! You just don't know about our secret emailbags that we store inside of Solar's anus cavities.
TW: I Probably messed up the dates. I think its meant to be July 29, 2002. I'll fix it later.
SolarGamer: Wow....dude. I think it is time that you and I have a heart to heart talk. All jokes aside I feel bad for you buddy. I mean...gosh...you are the most sad, pathetic, dyke of a man I have ever encountered in my life. I mean....come now, you actually had the time to verify whether or not the dates were correct. I am crying. My heart is breaking for you. Love is the key to everything and you are not being loved. Your dad beats you...doesn't he? DOESN'T HE! You can tell me...I am on your side, always remember that. We will call the cops together (you and I) and we can work through this. I have reason to believe that your mom may have exploded. Exploded you say? She might have ate some chilies and then swallowed a match and blew up. Please...don't cry...always...ALWAYS...remember that I love you. Always have, and always will. Now where was I? Oh yes...sleeping with cats IS wrong. DON'T YOU EVER! EVER! DO THAT AGAIN!
Tiger: You know whats wrong? It's spelt "article."
Peachy: Why do u need dates? The messages are RIGHT THERE.
Net-tech: Why the fuck do we care? Why don't you try running a web site that actually looks better than a pile of dogshit? I'll be able to find more than one mistake in it.

TUC wrote:

Is it true that there are two hidden figures in Smash Bros. DX? Apparently one's of cape Mario on Yoshi's back and the other of Samus without her mask. And when's the new Metroid game coming out?

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: Apparently I think there are way too many stupid trophies for you to get, wow, you get a dumb little virtual trophy, except for a select few, the rest are useless. And it's SSB Melee... not DX. Thank you.
Namek: No it is not true. Mario does not have a cape, he has a racoon tail coming out of his booty hole and samus does nto appear without a helmet, she appears nakid, and she has.... a cock! Hairball loves the cock.
TW: You mean Smash Bros. Melee - and I think that is when you get SMS, and Samus one when you get Metroid Prime.
SolarGamer: See that girl! Watch that scene! Diggin' the dancing queen! Dancing Queen! Feel the beat on the tambourine OH YEAH! You can dance, you dance. Having the time of your life. Does that answer your question? Well it should. Because frankly I don't know what I am talking about...EXCEPT for the fact that the chipmunks are REAL! I couldn't believe it when I heard that, I bet I was as shocked as you are! But then I woke up and realized I was good looking and that I could have sex and all was right in the world.
Tiger: Metroid..coming out soon hopefully. It looked really nice at e3.
Peachy: Yes, there is. I am just saying this because I have no idea what your talkin about.
Net-tech: It's called Super Smash Bros. Melee in this country, you Japanese freak. For using the Japanese name, I will not answer your question.

FatalVegeta wrote:

This is for that ass whipe who sent a long complaint on the e-mail bag a while back, Josh, YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASS HOLE! SOLOR GAMER ROCKS!!!!! YOU DARE SAY CRAP ABOUT HIM! GO FUCK A COW DICK WAD!!! Ohh and your woundering WHY the site lost people for almost a year, BECAUSE SOLOR WASN'T HERE!!! It went GREAT then Solor disapered, and site sucked ass, then he came back! THE BEST SITE EVER ONCE AGAIN! Keep up the good work Solor, and go fuck a cow and give a horse a bj while your at it Josh!!!!

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: Solor? That useless piece of rubble who is nothing but a waste of resources, why should we feed that crap ass bitch shit fucker, he has to DIE DIE DIE!!! "Solar" on the other hand must not.
Namek: Fuck you fiegget you h@ve just violated my constoitutionalably righjt too feel straight. Your precious S0plerGaymer was fizered yest evening. kthx.
TW: Better late than Never...
SolarGamer: You are kissing my ass...I like that.
Tiger: Who is solor?
Peachy: Wow solar, i didn't know you had a gay lover.
Net-tech: I'm sure "Solor" will have something interesting to say. In the meanwhile, learn to spell. It's Solar, not Solor. And it's wondering, not woundering.

a tree that lives in solar's ass wrote:

1. WORD! Microsoft Word! 2.i've gots me a kabob 3.does bekerman think he's your god? 4.is solar an idiot

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: I have to firmly say that, yes, Solar is a 45 year old pedophile who stalks little girls on the Internet and their parents' credit cards.
Namek: 1. I hope Bill Gates sues your pants off for that. I just wrote him an email. 2. ka...bob? 3. Beckerman is no longer with us. We have inserted a brain into his Penis. his penis helps answer the emailbags. 4. Yes.
TW: 1. I don't get it - 2. Good for you - 3. Probably - 4. No.
SolarGamer: You are insulting me...I like that.
Tiger: 1. Excel. 2. Ok 3. Who is bekerman? 4. Not really
Peachy: 1) no 2) no 3) no 4) no 5) we no
Net-tech: Stop posing off of Solar.

Somebody wrote:

This site is not what it used to be. In the past, the E-Mailbags used to acceptable. Now its just full of lesbians writing crap. Especially beckerman. The downloads used to have funny tunes to listen to and things to see. Now the page doesn`t even work. The specials used to be hilarious. Now they aren`t updated anymore. Also, I don`t think that theSM128C store doesn`t even sell much because they are too cheap. I think that this site is just a waste of resources that is just begging to be shut down. It is not just Hairball`s fault. It is the whole staff`s fault. P.S. I wonder what Peachy looks like naked...

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: It's people like you that hate us so much and keep coming to SM128C, that's what keeps us alive, we owe it to all of you! I'm sure Peachy has a lot to offer... and I mean A LOT! *snickers*
Namek: Well Im glad you blame it on a staff. Really now, you think its a wooden rods fault that this site sucks? And who made this wooder rod. Is this an actual wooden rod or is it some freaky term u use to talk about your penis.
TW: The E-mailbags have degraded from Mario chat in 1999, to now when almost every question is a flame or insult, or spam. But this time I think it's losers trying to get onto the Greatest hits page with their petty UNFUNNY comments. The Downloads section was taken down due to bandwidth problems. Apparantly Hairball said "Nobody gives a fuck" about the specials, so I don't write them anymore.
SolarGamer: You tell it like it is...I like that.
Tiger: Site is the same. Only more stuff was added. Simple nuff.
Peachy: Wouldn't u like to know.
Net-tech: It is not for you to say that anything is "a waste of resources". Hairball pays for the resources, so it's not a waste. He can use the resources for anything he wants, be it goat porn or lesbian fucking or even a Mario site.

Edman 2002Xtreme wrote:

You are the weakest link! Good-bye!

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: The Weakest Link is soooooooo 2001.
Namek: I told HB to buy better handcuffs.
TW: That is so 2001....
SolarGamer: You are gay...I REALLY like that. Let's hook up and be suck buddies pal. My phone number is 885-0711. We can blow our loads and then eat a turkey sandwich. After all...that is my ideal day. Sex and turkey sandwiches. McGaffin WATCH OUT!!!
Tiger: Bye.
Peachy: Yup! CYA!
Net-tech: No.

Phantaz wrote:

Are you really bisexual Hairball? Or are you joking? You should review Wario Land 4.

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: No, actually I prefer giant orgies with multiple animals including cats, dogs, and Yoshis.
Namek: http://www.gsarchives.com/namek/transfer/hairball.jpg
TW: God knows what he really is... Anyway, Tiger's the GBA "freak", she'll probably review Warioland 4 sometime later this year.
SolarGamer: Hairball and I are bisexual lovers. We invite Peachy and Tiger into our wonderful sexual intercourse. In Days of Our Lives Marlena was kidnapped my STEFFANO and I cried. Hairball and I are in love. In Days of Our Lives Marlena was kidnapped my STEFFANO and I cried. Hairball likes to spank me like the naughty little boy that I am. In Days of Our Lives Marlena was kidnapped my STEFFANO and I cried. Ummm, how about a CANDLE! Yes, AT LAST EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE!
Tiger: He could be joking..but no one really knows for sure.
Peachy: Hmm, maybe I will review it, it's not too bad of a game.
Net-tech: He was absolutely serious. And you should know that we are lazy, so that means we won't review anything.

Mastertaker wrote:

1.hairballs is gay 2.why did u take the fan stories such as mario force gemini off 3.whats 2 + 2 4.u guys havent answered any of your emailbag letters that I sent 5.i shot the sheriff but i did not shoot the deputy(hairball) 6.did hairball bust his cherry 7.i know what you did last winter with solargamer 8.waaaaasssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppp

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: DIDN'T THAT GUY BEFORE JUST SAY I WAS BISEXUAL? YOU GUYS ARE DUMBASSES.
Namek: 1. http://www.gsarchives.com/namek/transfer/hairball.jpg 2. These fan stories violated our terms of service because it involved lots of straight people and HB was greatly offended. 3. HBs 2 balls + ur 2 balls = ghey 4. really? Erase this. 5. who is the sheriff? Is it that stripper Solar bought to show up at HBs bday party last week? Boy, HB liked that one. 6. No, a koopa troopa busted it for him. 7. that was a week ago feigget 8. >:
TW: 1. Who is "hairballs" - 2. The section was using too much bandwidth (Hairball's choice) - 3. One less than five - 4. WHat A sHAEm1! - 5. ........ - 6. ????? - 7. __________ 8. TRUE.
SolarGamer: Sorry my friend. You have lost all credibility in my eyes. You claim Hairball is gay and yet you are pissed that there are no more fan stories.....the fan stories are my friend, quite gay thereby making you gay. Except for my story, my story is cool because I wrote it. I rock! Give it up for SolarGamer! WORD! Microsoft Word! Ahh you're just a playa hata. Real One Player. Wow! I am having deju vu. It's like...all...this...has...happened...BEFORE.
Tiger: These emails get less intelligent with every emailbag.
Peachy: 1. he's bi 2.dunno 3. three 4. thats cuz they probably suck, like this one 5. ok 6. no comment 7. how'd u find out 8. ur dad
Net-tech: 1. He's BISEXUAL, people, BISEXUAL. Not gay. 2. Because Hairball doesn't want to spend another cent out of the $3.50 USD he makes off of this site EVERY DAY to pay for bandwidth. 3-8. Shut the fuck up.

SuperMarioBro#1 wrote:

How come lots of people come here just to offend this site? I say, whoever offends SM128C will go to hell!

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: You just offended SM128C, you must be sent off to hell.
Namek: No they wont. They will be escorted to HBs chambers and HB will dress them up in little skirts and work boots and make them scream "Hairyballs Hairyballs on my chin"!
TW: I totally agree.
SolarGamer: You FUCKING faggot of a republican ballet dancer who eats oysters. How DARE you NOT insult our web-site. If you don't have anything mean to say then we don't want to hear it at all. And that is why I am the equator of the northern piano. Make sense? I thought so. To the eXtreme!
Tiger: Because they seem to have nothing else to offend so they offend anything that comes to their mind. Alas, this site.
Peachy: coolies
Net-tech: And I say you are trying to suck up to SolarGamer so you can get a piece of that big German dick he brags about.

Wonko wrote:

do you need a TV to play a Nintendo system?

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: No, just plug the video output into your mouth, and the audio outputs into your ears. And voila, VIRTUAL REALITY! Enjoy your day.
Namek: Nope o_- Just a penis and motion lotion. Ohhh!!! you said nintendo. I thought u said masturbate.
TW: No, you don't. You can use a computer capture card, or if you have a GB, they have a little thing called a "screen" that you "look at"
SolarGamer: No but you need a vibrator to play a woman! .... You say that wasn't funny?....Well...You see I...it wasn't funny becau....SHUT UP THAT'S WHY!
Tiger: Yes, yes, you do.
Peachy: WHY do we attract suck STUPID people?
Net-tech: No, but you do need testicles, which means you will be unable to play.

Booker T wrote:

Can you dig it.... SUCKA!!!!!

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: With a shovel, of course. Otherwise, maybe not.
Namek: Whos the biiiaaattcchhh nooowwww
TW: WILL YOU PLEASE, SHUT, THE HELL, UP!
SolarGamer: Psshhhhhhhh, it is spelled s-u-c-k-E-R...no s-u-c-k-a. What a friggen poindexter you are. And now I am off to read my Physics books. Horray for science Hurrah!
Tiger: I can't dig, I can drill.
Peachy: um
Net-tech: Right.

Hairball wrote:

I'm Hairball and I'm going to shut down SM128C because it's the gayest site to ever be on the internet. Ohh yeah, and I forgot to tell everyone. I'm really gay not bisexual P.S. If you guys hate XBOX so much then why are you on it? Didn't Bill Gates make it?

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: NO! OH MY GOD IT CAN'T BE. I have a clone, oh my god. But wait, there's a good thing, at least I can fuck myself now. Oh wait wouldn't that be a form of masturbation instead?
Namek: Dont be fooled. this is not hb, this is HB's mommy.
TW: How can sites be "gay", are they male and female?
SolarGamer: Hairball! It is good to see you finally ask a question in the e-mail bag. In answer to your question...YES I do like waffles but only if they are covered in your sweet sweet man juice..... MY GOD! Even I am offensive to myself with that one. McGaffin WATCH OUT!!!
Tiger: You aren't Hairball! You are some imposter! An imposter with an xbox! *gasp*
Peachy: Damn, I knew it all along.
Net-tech: Why would Hairball write to his own site? Maybe he is gay after all...

Postman Pat wrote:

Postman Pat! Postman Pat! Postman Pat and his black and white cat! A new day is begining. Everyone is grinning. Pat is a very happy man! P.S. Solar Gamer is cool

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: And the end for you has come.
Namek: I bet u wish u had a dildo to open your letters with.
TW: This E-mailbag just sunk to a new low.
SolarGamer: You kiss my ass...I like that. But would you do me a favor next time....my ass is yearning for something ... shall you say ... BIGGER! Mwahahahahahahaha! (I am really not gay...I SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! SWEAR IT! I SWEAR! I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR IT ON EVERYTHING I AM NOT! I SWEAR THAT I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY! GAY I AM NOT I SWEAR! SWEAR GAY NOT I AM! AM GAY SWEAR NOT! NOT GAY SWEAR AM! )
Tiger: What does this have to do with anything? Nothing. Probably the reason why HB actually puts up these pointless emails for us to respond in some way. Evil trickery!
Peachy: yes, a very, VERY happy man.
Net-tech: You are gay. P.S. Stop sucking up.

Friend wrote:

Cahn you elp me? Mah jah is schtuch. Ahnd ah cahnt get it unschtuck. Ah ahlso ave a question for you: Ow cahn ah get the 36th stah in Shuper Mahrio 64??? Ah looked ahnd looked, but ah couldn't fahnd that dahrn 36th stah. Is it in the snow level or the level with the wierd bahd guys that run around? Please help ah poor mahn whose jah is shctuck.-Friend PS:Mr. Solah-Gaemer, I kno' you will refer to my mothah eventuahly in your replah. So 'ere is mah replah to you, yah yellow-bellied baloogah:Lets get off mothahs once I get off yours. Ah am so funny. Buh-Bayhe!

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: No I canot hellp you, I don't know what the fuk you say, ged that, bi'otch?
Namek: Do your friends know you visit a fucking Mario site for fun? Fheg.
TW: I can't be bothered to even Attempt to read that.
SolarGamer: "mothah"?.... Do you mean mother Faggoty Fag Fag Fag boy? Fine I will not insult her, but then who WOULD I insult? I guess I could insult your father, but then being your mother is a prostitute (not whore, believe it or not there is a world of difference), you wouldn't actually care if I insulted him cause you don't know who jo daddy is. OK! I have made up my mind, I have decided not to insult your mother. Now you be a good boy and run along and play. :)
Tiger: Jaws have nothing to do with keyboards. Take some Mario Teaches Typing lessons and email us back when you have been sucessful.
Peachy: How the hell is your jaw stuck ONLINE. You're very stupid.
Net-tech: No, you really aren't funny at all. I'd use stupid, gay, or a goatfucker to describe you.

Jack Handy wrote:

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house, and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I am gone. But you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head, with a note that says, "You!". after that, I usualy feel a lot better, and no harm done. You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summer time, to keep mosquitos away from you and your guests? Just a big bag full of blood. I guess out of all my uncles, I like uncle caveman the best. We called him uncle caveman because he lived in a cave, and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear. My mom got ofended because I used the word "puke", but to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: You sir, are part of one very absurd family. Maybe you should avoid the family gatherings in the future.
Namek: Saying puke is sooo 2001
TW: HA HA HA!... Maybe not.
SolarGamer: So....your name is Jack, aye? Jack HANDY?.....I am getting quite turned on at this point...not only was your e-mail bag submission beautiful and inspiring... but your name Jack Handy has made me want to 'jack' something with my 'hand'. In other words, I am saying I want to jack off. Get it? He He HA HA HO HO Oh my…
Tiger: No question, no answer.
Peachy: Let's make an sm128c mental hospital and send all the stupid people there. We'd make a lot of money.
Net-tech: Please go see a psychologist. The sooner the better.

Elika wrote:

We have 120 stars. Now how do we save the princess? is it true we have to beat bowser 3 times before we can save her? Please send me a complete list of steps on everything you need to do(i.e. beat bowser 3 times, then go to....)Please this would help us greatly!! Thanks in advance for your time.

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: Considering that you have all 120 stars, you probably have beat Bowser at least twice. So just kick his arse once more.
Namek: Scientists say people who wear boxers wear them in hopes that their penis will have room to grow.
TW: You go and Kill bowser at the top of the "Endless Stairs"
SolarGamer: Elika? What kind of name is that? Change your name. If I met you in real life I would make fun of you. That is... unless you have a big black boyfriend. In that case I apologize. I don't want my pretty little face smashed in. Chicken am I? Oh dear god no. I have scrapped with a plenty of my fellow rich white boys. I just am not stupid enough to get in a fight with a gorilla... (I can hear the complaint letters rolling in now.)
Tiger: What game are you refering to? What?!
Peachy: Just beat the last Bowser.
Net-tech: You must be very fat if you are referring to yourself in the plural.

Scott wrote:

Hi. I was wondering: are there any SMB games developed for the PC? My girlfriend and I are both interested in finding such a beast, but we don't own a game console - only our PC. Can you help me out? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: Ohhh, you have a girlfriend do you Scotty? I'm sure you want to engage in more exciting activities than the lameness of video games.
Namek: Ur fucking gf plays games with you? Well I guess it beats playing with urself ;)
TW: Mario Teaches Typing, Mario is Missing were the only PC games, bar illegal Emulaton & ROMS. Or you can get some fangames at http://tmk.classicgaming.com
SolarGamer: You don't have a girlfriend. Why you ask? Despite the fact that you made an effort to address your girlfriend in the letter when you didn't even have to (not mentioning the fact that we could care less) , it is rather pathetic that you and your girlfriend (which must be your hand) are looking for a way to play old school Nintendo PC. Slick buddy. I bet you and your 'girlfriend' are popular at your school.
Tiger: No, there are no "real" SMB games for PC.
Peachy: Someone else can answer this.
Net-tech: Ahahahaha. That must be the saddest thing I've read today.

Floridian Dude wrote:

OH MY GOD! Run! Run Far! THERES GONNA BE A POKEMON 4TH MOVIE! MAY GOD HELP OUR SOULS!!!!!

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: May god bless our wallets.
Namek: I don't wear condoms. I wear gym socks or Hefty bags. Zip lock works as well.
TW: Isn't Ash (or Pikachu) dead yet?
SolarGamer: I like Pokemon. But then...I like to molest little boys so maybe my opinion is void.
Tiger: Yay.
Peachy: Pokemon sux.
Net-tech: Indeed.

pencil sharpener wrote:

Mwahahaha I found Katie!!! ifround he4r hahahhw56hahaha!!!!!

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: So why don't you sharpen your little pointy stick between your legs so Katie can give you everything that you want, and I mean EVERYTHING.
Namek: :o
TW: Looks like the conspiracy is over.
SolarGamer: Katie is a fine fine she-male. I must say I NEVER would've believed that she was a transvestite until I got in her pants. She was a man and WHAT a man she was. I am talking huge. I am talking DOWN TOWN!
Tiger: Yay 2x.
Peachy: Another stuupid conspiricy post to go on the greatest hits thing.
Net-tech: Uh huh.

Nathaniel wrote:

I was looking through some of the archived E-Mailbags, and I noticed that you have had several guest responders. I am interested in becoming a guest responder for the E-mailbag. Would I have to submit an essay or something?

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: Guest responders are extremely NOT welcome. We only choose people who have secret alliances with SM128C, and involve large monetary sums.
Namek: First take a picture of a bunny rabit then stick it in ur pants and wiggle around. After you have done that forget about doing that cause I made it up. Now, go buy yourself an expensive website about videogames and make it really popular and have ghey sex with HB and we might let you in on some cocaine.
TW: Personally, I don't know. Try the Chat room.
SolarGamer: No 'Nathaniel'.....your name....it...makes me want to punch something. I am imagining a little nerdy pimply faced twig boy. You annoy me. GO AWAY! Let's make love. And that's the end of that chapter.
Tiger: Yes! A 10 page essay on the thought provoking chemical responses from the pitutary gland in cats with leukemia written in formal english will be required in advance!
Peachy: No.
Net-tech: Please submit a ten thousand word essay on why homosexuals should be put to death. Send it to net-tech@marioguide.com, and you will receive a response within 5 to 10 years.

SS4 Goku wrote:

As many have been expecting Super Mario SunShine.One of my friends ordered the Canadian verison of the game and he let me try knowing that I'm a diehard Mario fan and My god the GAME WAS AWESOME!!!The graphics were great,but THE GAMEPLAY WAS SPECTACULAR.I have one thing to say to Playstation 2.Watch out cause Super Mario SunShine is gonna make you wish you had given up this battle against Nintendo a long time ago.

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: As far as I know, the Canadian and American version of most GameCube games are well, the same except for the francais for our fellow friends in Quebec.
Namek: fuck
TW: SMS does look promising, if you can ignore the very "childish" title. Anyway, it comes out in America tommorow.
SolarGamer: Us here at Super Mario 128 Central HATE Mario. We are a PLAYSTATION fan-site and we do NOT play Nintendo games at all. Why we keep receiving letters about Mario I do not fucking know, but it is really starting to get on my nerves. WORD! Microsoft Word! Ahh you're just a playa hata. Real One Player. Wow! I am having deju vu. It's like...all...this...has...happened...BEFORE.
Tiger: Yes, we know SMS is great.
Peachy: Pooey, I don't even have gamecube :(
Net-tech: Um, the game isn't out yet, you idiot. And the "Canadian version" is the exact same as the "American version", except Nintendo of Canada puts the French translation on the box (but not in the game) too.

JoeP wrote:

sorry i didnt know there were already forums and chat...but anyways i was gonna say this site is hilarious...you fucking assholes make me crack up along with all the dumbshit questions by all the dumbshit people who ask them...do u guys watch comedy central or what? i think this site's funnier than south park, crank yankers, and jackass...

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: One, I don't fuck my asshole. Two, I really don't give a fuck about how you masturbate in front of Comedy Central.
Namek: NOw if only would could kill someone everytime we did an emailbag *eyeballs Net-tech*
TW: Read the "E-Mailbag greatest hits" for even more "fucking assholes" talk and "dumbshit people" that has been in the e-mailbag.
SolarGamer: You suck my nutts...I like that.
Tiger: Uh huh...
Peachy: We ARE southpark. BWAHAHAHAHA....no.
Net-tech: Why is it that people always write in saying how gay all the people who ask questions are, and then ask a question of their own? I have yet to figure it out.

Me wrote:

WORD! Microsoft Word! Ahh you're just a playa hata. Real One Player. Wow! I am having deju vu. It's like...all...this...has...happened...BEFORE.

BeckerManEX:
Hairball: Ah Solar, you're just a playa hata for sending in email to SM128C.
Namek: Everyone board the first grade train. w00t w00t
TW: So, when did it happen in the first place anyway?
SolarGamer: You copy me...I like that ::::::: And with that I leave you to bask in the rays of the brilliant one known as SolarGamer! I hope this e-mail bag has changed your life as much as it has changed mine. Oh dear lord! McGaffin WATCH OUT!!!
Tiger: Whoa, solar, get outta the forms.
Peachy: Yup, uh huh, ok, yea, whatever, no.
Net-tech: Fuck, Solar's said that like 500 times in the chat room, so don't make me hear it again.